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GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	155	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mines Excavated:	2529	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	9782	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Animals Bred:	143	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2832	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1744	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crops Grown:	8193	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	264
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3119
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!