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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9781 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4883 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 195 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
