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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8486 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!