God’s Gonna Cut You Down Minecraft Servers

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	725311
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	279	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

cancer risk, CHEK2 variants, Chek2Craft, dna testing, Fun, genetic counseling, genetic counseling recommendations, genetic health, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic risk assessment, genetic screening, genetic testing, genetic testing guidelines, GenoScreening, genotype, germline, health screening, hereditary cancer, hereditary conditions, personalized medicine, personalized screening, Precision medicine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1291
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!