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Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	4252
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	2862	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8084	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	4043	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4961
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4671
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.