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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7919	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1274
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	750	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!