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BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	275	Animals Bred:	178
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3008

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1374	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!