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BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5422	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	6750
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Votes:	6032	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

SovietSeaSabotage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchantments Applied:	201	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5060	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	596	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

DreamCraftMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t afford the luxurious lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have it all! Imagine riding around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, building mansions made entirely of emerald blocks, and taming dragons to guard your treasure hoard.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop golden apples, you’ll never run out of surprises on our server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on quests to uncover hidden dungeons filled with priceless loot.

So why wait to live out your wildest dreams? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life you’ve always wanted – no credit card required!