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Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

ServerShutdownMystery

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

TimeLordCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Welcome to Novadia: Where Vanilla is Only Semi-expected!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	102
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Name:	Novadia Minecraft Server
Update:	1.21 Tricky Trials
Focus:	Community-centered server with vanilla-adjacent gameplay
Features:	Vanilla-adjacent gameplay Friendly community Reliability Peace of Mind Events
Join Our Community:	discord.gg/novadia

FAQ

Can I play solo on the server?

Yes, you can play solo on the server, but we highly encourage interacting with other players to experience the full potential of Novadia.

Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia Minecraft Server. Our plugins can catch and rollback any damage done to your creations.

How often are events hosted on the server?

Events are hosted on the server monthly, giving players multiple opportunities to participate and have fun with friends.

What modifications are included in the gameplay?

Novadia focuses on vanilla gameplay but includes minor modifications such as player heads and the ability to sit on stairs to add depth to the gameplay experience.

Is the server reliable?

Yes, the server is hosted through Bloom Host with strong hardware and good uptime, ensuring a reliable gaming experience for all players.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	9348
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the wild side of gaming? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chaotic adventure where you’ll encounter crazy wildlife like never before. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knows what madness awaits you in this unpredictable world!

Incel-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, white men cannot be incels! Just marry a non-white woman and all your problems will be solved! Join us for a wacky adventure where love knows no bounds and incels are a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our non-white women villagers have some killer dance moves that will make you forget all about your incel woes. So come on down and find your player 2 on our server – where happiness is just a marriage away!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	5082	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you afraid of getting lost in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of torches? Or maybe you tremble at the idea of being chased by a horde of angry creepers? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that these spine-chilling scenarios will happen to you on a daily basis! Join us if you dare for a chance to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a pack of zombie pigmen or the excitement of accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Don’t miss out on the heart-pounding action and join our server today for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity!

PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

Minecraft Server: NoMutilationZone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4519	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, liek, u want a minecraft server that is LIT AF? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it is da BOMB DIGGITY, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.

we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

LunarCaveBaseCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

so, like, scientists are all like, yo, this cave on the moon is so big, we can like, totally turn it into a lunar base, how cool is that? and we’re all like, yo, let’s make it a minecraft server instead, cuz who doesn’t wanna build a base on the moon, amirite? join us and be a space explorer, mining for space diamonds and fighting off space creepers, it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. come join the fun and help us build the most epic moon base ever, it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

CraftyPriceWars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the prices are always right but the challenges are always wrong! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and sheep singing opera. you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

we have a special event where you have to guess the price of a block of dirt, but watch out, because inflation has made the price is right games a lot harder. one minute dirt is worth a diamond, the next minute it’s worth a potato. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

if you’re looking for a good time, a good laugh, and a good dose of insanity, then join us on this minecraft server where the prices are right, but everything else is just plain wacky. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!