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CraftySearchCrafters

antitrust, Competition, court decision, CraftySearchCrafters, digital market, DOMINANCE, GOOGLE, illegal, internet, lawsuit, market power., monopoly, online platform, online search, Regulation, Ruling, search engine, tech giant, Technology, unfair practices, US judge

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

JealousCraft: Bi-Dating Woes

acceptance, BiDating, Bisexual, Boundaries, Challenges, Communication, compassion, DATING, emotions, Empathy, Identity, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, LGBTQ, love, relationships, self esteem, Struggles, Support, trust issues, Understanding, woes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3988
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you free diamonds instead of blowing up your house. we have a secret underground club where all the pigs wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly who wants to give you hugs instead of attacking you. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding where we build worlds, towns, and maybe a little drama along the way! Join now for some chaotic fun!

BUILD, Challenges, chaotic, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Discord, Drama, Economies, Economy, Empires, Events, Fun, Hardrada, Join, Legends, Minecraft, Political, PvP, Rewards, Server, Stories, strategy, Structures, Towns, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Worldbuilding, worlds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crops Grown:	6111	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Unmatched Freedom, Fair and Supportive Staff, Player-Driven Stories, Community and Collaboration, Dynamic World, Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Question	Answer
Why Choose Our Server?	Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unparalleled freedom, supportive staff, player-driven stories, community collaboration, dynamic world, economy and trade, quests and events, PvP and warfare.
How can I join?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above.
Can I participate in events?	Yes, you can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

consent, digital sharing, Discord, duskstarfish362, ethical behavior, explicit content, explicit messaging, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s nudes, intimate photos, Minecraft, nudes, online etiquette, online safety, personal boundaries, personal privacy, PixelPlayground, privacy, relationship boundaries, Server, sexting, sexting etiquette, sharing nudes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that offers more than just building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can trade nudes of your girlfriend for in-game currency! Just hit up our admin on Discord at duskstarfish362 and let him know what you’d do to her for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.

F-List SMP – Blocky Banter #6457

Archive, banter, blocky, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, gift edition, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4431	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Ever wanted to roleplay in a world where anything goes? Well, look no further! Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some spicy roleplay sessions. From building kinky dungeons to exploring forbidden lands, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gift-givers. Con your fellow players into giving anonymous gifts, and watch the chaos unfold as they try to figure out who their mysterious benefactor is. Will you be the mastermind behind the ultimate prank gift, or will you receive a present that leaves you scratching your head in confusion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

WeddingCraft: Sis vs. MOH

bachelorette party, family drama, LGBTQ+ relationship, maid of honor, MOH, Same sex relationship, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s wedding, sisterly love., wedding boundaries, wedding complications, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding dynamics, wedding emotions, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or how about the time when a pack of wolves helped you defeat an army of skeletons? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated world. Rumor has it he’s just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where llamas ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to the Nether in your backyard. It’s that kind of server, folks.

MaduroMadness Minecraft Server

controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Joins, Maduro, MaduroMadness, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, recognize, Refusals, Server, south america, Venezuela, Vote, winner

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a revolution? well, this server is like the ultimate revolution against boring old servers! we straight up REFUSE to recognize anyone as the winner unless they can survive a zombie apocalypse in game!

join us if u want to be part of the cool kids club who don’t follow the rules! we don’t care about politics or boring stuff like that, we just want to have a good time and see who can outlast the zombies!

plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen! trust me, once u join our server, u won’t want to leave! so come on, what are u waiting for? join the rebellion and show everyone that u have what it takes to be a true Minecraft warrior!

HinduHouseBurnersCraft

Bangladeshi Islamists, burn houses, ethnic cleansing, extremism, extremism in Bangladesh, Genocide, HinduHouseBurnersCraft, hindus, human rights violations, international relations, kidnap women, minority population, minority rights, Refugee Crisis, religious conflict, religious intolerance, religious persecution, South Asia, Terrorism, unholy madness, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crops Grown:	9623	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LOL come join our server where we have the most epic battles between Hindus and Bangladeshi Islamists! Burn houses, kidnap women, and descend into unholy madness with us! It’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, perfect for those who love a little bit of mayhem in their Minecraft world. Join now and be part of the craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken

alliances, Arenas, Buy, Challenges, chicken, Combat, Community, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Gear, Inferno, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Raid, Sell, Semi Vanilla, shanked, Staff, steal, Survival, Territories, Trade, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Potions Brewed:	74
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Inferno Prison Server Overview

IP	InfernoPrison.net
Status	Still in Beta

Welcome to Inferno Prison, where only the strongest survive and rise to the top! Dive into a fiery underworld filled with challenges, treacherous enemies, and endless opportunities to prove your might.

🌋 Epic Mining Quests: Mine through the depths of the inferno, collecting valuable resources to upgrade your gear and rank up. Each level brings tougher challenges and greater rewards!

💎 Custom Enchantments: Equip yourself with unique, powerful enchantments to gain an edge over your rivals. Forge the ultimate gear set to dominate the prison yard.

🔥 PvP Arenas: Test your combat skills in our intense PvP arenas. Only the strongest will claim victory and earn prestigious rewards. Are you ready to fight for your freedom?

🗡️ Gangs and Alliances: Form or join gangs to strengthen your position within the prison. Strategize with your allies to control territories, protect your resources, and raid rival gangs.

🏆 Weekly Events and Challenges: Participate in thrilling events and challenges to earn exclusive rewards and bragging rights. There’s always something new happening at Inferno Prison!

📈 Dynamic Economy: Trade resources, buy and sell items, and manage your wealth in our player-driven economy. Be savvy, and you might just become the wealthiest inmate in the inferno.

🌟 Active Community and Staff: Join a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff. We’re committed to providing a fun, fair, and engaging experience for everyone.

Are you ready to face the heat and conquer Inferno Prison? Your journey to freedom starts here!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server still in beta?	Yes, the server is currently in beta testing.
What kind of activities are available on the server?	Players can participate in mining quests, PvP arenas, form gangs, weekly events, and manage a dynamic economy.
Are custom enchantments available?	Yes, players can equip themselves with unique, powerful enchantments.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, there is a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff.

BeachBlox Minecraft Server

beach day, beach destination, beach games, Beach holiday, beach relaxation, Beach Trip, beach vacation, BeachBlox, Coastal Escape, coastal paradise, Minecraft, Ocean Waves, relaxation time, sandy shores, seaside adventure, Server, summer fun, Sunbathing, sunny weather, tropical getaway, vacation vibes, vamos a la playa, water activities

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always ready to party! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who traded diamonds for seashells. But beware, because the city was guarded by a giant squid boss who challenged players to a dance-off for epic loot!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical forest where the trees drop enchanted apples that give you the ability to fly for 30 seconds? And don’t even get me started on the rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and sunscreen, because on our server, every day is a beach day filled with adventure and laughter. Join us now and let’s make some waves in the world of Minecraft!