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GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2383	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	4534
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	6328
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6993	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4072
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!