Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!
Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!
Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!
Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).
But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!
Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.
But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.
Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
Allay World is a Minecraft server where you can create the history of the server, you can become the richest or most influential on the server, or anyone at all
Welcome!
This is a SMP (JAVA) server! NOW 1.17.1!! The server runs on a dedicated pc (so it’s fast) and uses velocity and PaperMC.
The server has a sleep add-on and a shop add-on. (ShopKeepers)
Other than that, the server is just a regular vanilla server.
The idea was is it would be fun to have a server with a bunch of other people, so we made it happen!
We encourage everyone to invite their friends as well! (link at bottom)
Simple rules: No griefing/stealing or hacking (x-ray, clients, stuff like that) is all that we ask.
There are plugins in place to prevent this stuff, so you will get caught.
Backups of the whole server are made ever hour. Anti griefing is in place with easy rollback of certain areas if needed. (CoreProtect)
A very cool survival server, that has mcmmo, mineable spawners, and now Advanced Enchants. A good quality team of staff. very good community server where everyone is hella nice
