God MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Divine Mindset 1.20.4

1.20.4, getting along, equal opportunity, iq, Divine

Join our Minecraft server where you can be any race you want, even if it’s a Minecraft race. We give you different physical appearances because why not? You can be born under crazy circumstances and have all sorts of genetic defects, it’s a party! Your IQ will be mostly associated with your race, but don’t worry, we won’t elaborate on that. Why aren’t my creations getting along? I gave them all an equal opportunity in my game, if they fail, that’s on them, goddammit! Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

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Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Eternal Damnation, divine justice, Satan, SatansCraft, Afterlife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

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Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

killed you, shaved head, CANDLES, Happy, Enchanted

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’re so happy ’cause today we found our friends, they’re in our heads – just like the creepers in the game! We’re so ugly, but that’s okay, ’cause so are you – embrace your blocky beauty with us!

Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!

Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).

So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!

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CraftyCreationsMC

Worship, PRAYER, CraftyCreationsMC, deity, moral code

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

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Anime Oasis 1.21.2

Disease, 1.21.2, GOD, Life, longing

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

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Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, cultural influence, Video, Wilds, mystic

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

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Divine Haven 1.20

Thomas Jefferson, British, Based, inventions, christcucks

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!

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Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Worship, idealization, Minecraft, Renowned, self loathing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

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The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Gaming Community, gaming experience, GOD, iconic characters, original

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

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Divine Clash Minecraft SMP

perseverance, FAITH, divine intervention, GOD, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions to do their bidding. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their rule? The choice is yours, but beware, the chickens are always watching.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the only way to get around is by riding on the backs of flying pigs? It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! It’s time to get weird, wacky, and wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

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