Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!
Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!
Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!
Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).
But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!
Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.
But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.
– Beautiful, custom-made map
– Easy to start. The new player tutorial will teach you everything to feel comfortable
– 12+ heroes with custom abilities. More to come in future updates
– Monetisation doesn’t affect gameplay at all
– Wide and fun in-game economy. Multiple ways to obtain gold, infinite variants to deal with the resources
– 50+ unique items in a gold shop
– The game is on 100% custom code, with no third-party plugins, so we have full control over the in-game balance. Also, this will let us ship cool game updates regularly.
Welcome to Sequestered!Skyblock, Factions, and more!We hope to make the server enjoyable for all ages, If you’re interested stop on by! We’ll be happy to see you!
With us you can get a completely free donation! We made interesting duels that many people liked. If you don’t believe it, you can check it)
Phoenix – This is a cool survival server where you will find a lot of friends!
Our advantages:
☆ Rare wipes
Yes, no one likes wipes. You have been building your house for a long time, but suddenly it disappears. Why can’t you just not do them? -You can’t go anywhere without them. Why?
1. The load on the server is greater if there are a lot of chunks and blocks loaded by players.
2. Don’t you also like it when you spend a long time looking for a place to put your home but can’t find a secured area? After the wipe, there is more space to build a place.
Polite administration
Support works for you and tries to answer your questions as quickly and clearly as possible. You definitely won’t be left without an answer.
A lot of new!
Every week we add new features, plugins, and update the server. So that you don’t get bored
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Come and join us for the second iteration of the DMCRAFT survival economy Java server!
– Land protection (don’t worry about your builds!)
– Admin and player shops (create your own!)
– Player-run economy (you set the prices and you control the market)
– Semi-vanilla survival (plugins that enhance but don’t take away from vanilla survival!)
– Multiple sethomes (10)
– PVP/raiding
– Experienced staff
Welcome to VMC!
My community has decided to create a SMP Minecraft server!
Our MC server is finally live and ready to play! We’re focused on creating a small and close community with others members. You don’t get that close friends vibe from larger servers.
You can find the IP address within the server.
We have:
~Minecraft chat
~Small/Friendly community
~Self promote
~Server partnerships (DM Owner)
~Chill, make friends, game out.
~Laid back moderation
Stop on by and join the gang in the server and the MC server! <3