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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Condolences, family emergency, Friend, friendship, grace, Minecraft, response, serious illness, Server, stress, Struggle, Support, uncertainty, uninvited, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	293
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	6351
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	286
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Animals Bred:	116
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	7364	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crops Grown:	4067	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Towns Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!