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Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	4720
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3522	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	154
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3511	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4925	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

bizarre memory, childhood memory, core memory, CoreMemoryCraft, distinct memory, lasting memory, odd memory, offbeat memory, peculiar experience, peculiar memory, quirky memory, random memory, smp, standout experience, standout memory, standout moment, strange memory, unforgettable memory, unique memory, unusual experience, unusual memory, vivid memory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Last Man Standing: Gender Bender Edition

Apocalypse, Bender, deserted planet, dystopian future, Edition, End of the World, final humans, gender, gender dynamics, gender imbalance, Gender Roles, human extinction, ISOLATION, last men, last women, lone survivors, man, new world order, opposite sex, post-apocalyptic, societal collapse, standing, Survival, Ultimate Challenge, unique situation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Farms Harvested:	279
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	3059
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you are the last man or woman on earth surrounded by the opposite sex! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where everyone is looking for love, friendship, or just a good old-fashioned battle. Will you find your soulmate in the midst of chaos? Or will you be forever alone in a sea of potential partners? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see what fate has in store for you!