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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7555 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!
Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.
