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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6059 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 265 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!