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ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4439
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7739	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
New Chunks Explored:	194626	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.