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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1924 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 517 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!
Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).
We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!
So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!
