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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6782 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!
Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).
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So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!
