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QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	6551

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	9580
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	9413	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9284
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.