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Crafty Crap Shack

Anime, AVOID, Awful, bad show, Boring, Crafty, Crap, cringe, DISAPPOINTING, god damn, lackluster, non cringe, not recommended, not worth it, poorly made, Shack, Shonen anime, show sucks, SUCKS, Terrible, unimpressive, Waste of time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

OscarWorthy Minecraft Server

achievement, Actor, award, deserving, deserving recognition, film industry, Hollywood, Honor, long overdue, Minecraft, oscar, OscarWorthy, Overlooked, Performance, Potential, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, Server, snub, success, talent, TALENTED, Underrated

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ores Mined:	7913	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We have so many talented actors (players) who deserve an Oscar for their amazing performances in building and crafting. Join us and witness epic builds that will leave you speechless and wondering why Hollywood hasn’t recognized these players yet. So come on down and be a part of the award-winning fun on our server!

CraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, coping with challenges, CraftyAdulting, disillusionment, emotional maturity, growing up, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of innocence, Nostalgia, reality check, regrets, responsibilities, Sadness, self-doubt, societal expectations, work stress

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

LebCraft – No Entry Zone

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Crisis, dead zone, Defense, entry, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, Tension, War, Zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Votes:	6734
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Israel strikes be creating a 5-kilometer ‘dead zone’ in southern Lebanon? like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base in the midst of chaos. who needs peaceful survival when you can have heart-pounding danger at every turn? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world! #explosivefun #minecraftmayhem #joinusnow

CraftyCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, coping, CraftyCatastrophe, difficult times, emotional, Empathy, everyday, Hardship, mental health, Pain, perseverance, resilience, someone’s life, strength, Struggle, Suffering, Support, Understanding, worst day

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

join this server and make it the worst day of EVERYONE’S life! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, villagers that speak in memes, and a dragon that farts glitter! build a house out of giant rubber ducks or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. every day is a new adventure, and every adventure is a disaster waiting to happen. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

MammothMayhemMC

ancient animals, Arctic island, breeding individuals, environmental change, evolutionary biology, Extinction, freak event, genetic diversity, genomic meltdown, ice age, MammothMayhemMC, Paleontology, population stability, prehistoric creatures, Recovery, research, Scientific evidence, severe bottleneck, study, wildlife conservation, woolly mammoths

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have woolly mammoths running around like crazy! We have a population of 8 breeding mammoths that somehow survived a severe bottleneck and now we have 200-300 of these majestic beasts roaming the Arctic island. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this freak event and be a part of the madness! Join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Anarchtica

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join the server now! Current IP: anarchti.ca Current version: release 1.7.10 Website: https://www.anarchti.ca/

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NeptuneMC

#exciting, Battles, Bedwars, Community, Experience, Gaming, Growing, NeptuneMC, Newbies, ONLINE, Players, Server, Unique, Votes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9236	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229

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Welcome to NeptuneMC! NeptuneMC is the new Bedwars server that offers you an exciting and unique gaming experience, designed to satisfy both experienced players and newbies. Join our growing community and discover what makes NeptuneMC the best place for Bedwars battles

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Mystic Lies SMP: Where the sky’s the limit and the whitelist is like a locked door

Active, Bases, bedrock, Custom Textured Items, Datapacks, decoration, Door, Events, FRIDAY, Growing, huge projects, java, join Discord, Lies, Limit, LOCKED, mystic, Player Base, Plugins, quality of life, server-wide event, serverwide, Skys, smp, Survival, unique additions, Version 1.21., Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	880045	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in my bio to join the discord!
Version	1.21 Java/bedrock can join
Description	A pretty fun survival Minecraft server with an active growing player base! Multiple people are putting time into huge projects and bases currently!
Unique additions	We have many custom textured items for use and for decoration! We also have some quality of life datapacks and plugins.
Events	We are planning on having a server wide event every 2 weeks with the first one being this Friday!
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I use a different Minecraft version than 1.21?

A: As long as you are on either Bedrock or Java, you should be able to join the server.

Q: How active is the player base on the server?

A: The player base is growing and there are multiple players working on large projects and bases.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are server wide events planned every 2 weeks, with the first one coming up this Friday.

CraftyNorge Minecraft Server

CraftyNorge, diskusjon, erfaringer, ferie, forum, Minecraft, norge, norgeforum, opplevelser, planlegging, Reise, reiseerfaringer, reiseforum, reiseplanlegging, reisespørsmål, reisetips, Server, sommer, sommerferie, spørsmål, svar, Tips, trad

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who throws explosive parties every Friday night. Dance the night away as he blows up the dance floor (literally)!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a ruckus.

Crafty Quarantine Minecraft Server

Crafty, doing nothing, general, Home office, lack of motivation, lazy day, Minecraft, procrastination, Quarantine, quarantine life, remote work, remote work challenges, remote work struggles, Server, stay at home, unproductive day, unproductive habits, wfh, work from home distractions, work from home life, work from home productivity, work from home routine, work from home tips, working from home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	2449	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Tired of pretending to work while sitting at home all day? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the monotony of your boring job! Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, build towering castles, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist on our server).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on the human brain. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

So why waste your time pretending to work when you could be living it up in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start your journey to insanity (in a good way, of course)!