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Crafty Crap Shack

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3555	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2983
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

Racist Anime Character Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Kafuu Chino from gochiusa! She may be cute and innocent on the outside, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got a wicked sense of humor and loves to stir up trouble in the virtual world.

Join our server for a chance to witness Chino’s outrageous antics as she builds giant carrot farms, challenges players to coffee brewing competitions, and even hosts tea parties with creepers as guests. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch her yelling “BARISTA BOMB!” as she rains down potions on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of casual racism (just kidding, Chino is actually a sweetheart), then come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Toddlers Watch Minecraft SMP

Anime, beginner friendly, beginner Japanese, beginner level, beginner show, children, Early education, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Interactive, japanese, Kids, Language, learning, Minecraft, preschool, Show, smp, study, toddlers, watch, younger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	1688
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a pixelated castle until you’ve seen one built by a llama.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually master redstone engineers. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Want a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether? They can make it happen.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with wool made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever can shear the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventures of your blocky life!

Mom’s Minecraft Parenting Server

Abuse, accusations, advice, Boundaries, coldness, energy drain, family dynamics, Gaslighting, grandparenting, LEAVING, Minecraft, moms, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, screaming, Server, sinning, social media, Space, tiredness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ores Mined:	1571
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Looking for a place to stay temporarily? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from any judgmental grandmas. No more unsolicited advice or accusations of baby abuse here – just good old-fashioned fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual paradise, free from the gaslighting and drama of the real world. Who needs Facebook posts about sin when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

HairTattooDramaCraft

bald, BLONDE, Defensive, drastic, genetics, Girlfriend, green fading, hair tattoo, HairTattooDramaCraft, Harsh, Pale, Realistic, reflects light, regrow hair, rude comments, self-conscious, shock, thinning hair, treatments, unnatural, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a hair-raising good time! Just like Ben’s hair, our server is constantly changing and evolving. With new updates and features, you’ll never get bored!

We promise not to comment on your lack of hair or questionable hair tattoos. In fact, we encourage you to express yourself in any way you see fit, even if it means creating a pixelated hair masterpiece on your character.

So come join us and let your creativity flow like Ben’s hair tattoo in the sunlight. Who knows, you might just find the perfect solution to your Minecraft adventures!

IsletWarsMC

armed vessels, Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic protest, Dispute, East China Sea, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Islets, IsletWarsMC, Japan, machine guns, maritime conflict, military tensions, naval presence, naval ships, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Votes:	8534	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese ships armed with machine guns sailing near disputed islets! it’s like a battle royale on the high seas but with blocks and creepers! japan is complaining but we’re just here to have a good time and blow stuff up! join us for some chaotic fun and maybe even start your own international incident! who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft? let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy showdown!

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

SMii7Yplus, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular gaming YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his comedic commentary and gameplay content. He is best known for his videos on games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Grand Theft Auto V. With over 2 million subscribers on YouTube and a dedicated fan base on Twitch, SMii7Yplus continues to entertain audiences with his unique blend of humor and gaming expertise.

What are Minecraft servers like EcoCityCraft Economy ?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

MineVille – MineVille is a popular Minecraft server that offers an economy-focused gameplay experience similar to EcoCityCraft Economy. With a thriving community, custom plugins, and regular events, MineVille provides a dynamic and engaging environment for players to enjoy.
TownyAge – TownyAge is a server that combines elements of town-building, economy, and survival gameplay. Just like EcoCityCraft Economy, TownyAge emphasizes player interactions and cooperation, allowing you to build and grow your own town while trading with others to amass wealth.
Skyblock – Skyblock servers, such as Hypixel’s Skyblock, offer a unique twist on the traditional Minecraft experience. In Skyblock, players start on a small island and must complete challenges to expand their territory and resources. With a robust economy system and plenty of opportunities for creative building, Skyblock servers provide a fresh and exciting gameplay experience.
HermitCraft – HermitCraft is a whitelisted server known for its community of content creators and skilled players. While HermitCraft focuses more on multiplayer collaborations and projects, it still offers a vibrant economy system and plenty of opportunities for players to trade, build, and compete for riches.

Whether you’re looking for a server with a focus on economy, town-building, or survival gameplay, these Minecraft servers provide unique and engaging experiences that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and see what adventures await!

org.ecc.eco

HarmonyCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

We use custom resource packs, so ps4/ps5 may be unsupported!

[1.21] HarmonyCraft SMP is a brand new, whitelisted, Minecraft Survival server. Tired of endless resets? Want a server where your builds and projects are safe forever? Try HarmonyCraft SMP today! We have a number of exciting features in place and coming to the server, with frequent updates to ensure the fun never ends. But don’t take my word for it, join the discord and apply today! You won’t be disappointed.

play.harmonycraft.co.uk

PolyCraft: The Only Place Where Blocks Rule and Players Drool!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	4746
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Poly-Craft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out an application and get greylisted. Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us
What packs and features are activated on the map?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more
Where can I apply to join the server?	https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8
How can I communicate with other players?	Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

Crafty State Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9864
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned on the “chaos mode.” Suddenly, every block they touched turned into a different type of block! It was madness, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig Army.” Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rain down bacon upon unsuspecting players. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our “Upside Down World” where gravity is reversed and players have to build upside down to survive. It’s like a crazy Minecraft version of Stranger Things!

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next on On/OffBy State!