Gochuumon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineHex

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft PVP Survival Economy Creative Minigames SMP Roleplay Quests Plugins Factions Vanilla Redstone Bedwars Parkour Hypixel Towny Pixelmon Prison

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crops Grown:	8845	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7463

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crops Grown:	1674
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	69	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

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””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Farms Harvested:	135	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	172
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2560	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!