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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2856 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 564 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.