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NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	6438	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	59411	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5318	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	268	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	623	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	8726
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	727331
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Items Found:	2542	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	997

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mines Excavated:	4889
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!