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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	1556	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5543	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	4051
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	915
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ores Mined:	9126	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!