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SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7884
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	6670	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	186

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	131291	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Crops Grown:	9068
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1267	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4938
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1857

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!