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SisVSHubFYouSpree

ah, anger, brother, controversy, designer bags, expensive makeup, family, Father, Gifts, husband, judgment, lashing out, Loaded, Permission, retail therapy, Shaming, shopping spree, Siblings, sister, SisVSHubFYouSpree, wealth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Join our Minecraft server where we encourage you to embrace your inner rebel like this 19-year-old who went on a “fuck you” shopping spree with her older sister!

Imagine a world where you can let loose and splurge on designer bags and expensive makeup, all while sticking it to your sister’s husband. Who cares if your mom disapproves? Retail therapy is the new way to settle family drama!

Don’t let your dad and older brother shame you for having a good time. On our server, we support your right to accept lavish gifts and live your best life. So come join us and let’s show the world that sometimes being a little bit of an AH is totally worth it!

HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

Courtesy, drop by unannounced, Hospitality, house visits, HousePartyCrasher, impromptu visits, Manners, Minecraft, showing up unannounced, smp, social etiquette, social norms, surprise drop-ins, surprise visits, unannounced callers, unannounced visits, unexpected arrivals, unexpected drop-ins, unexpected guests, uninvited guests, unplanned visits, visiting unannounced

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where showing up unannounced to people’s houses is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We believe in spreading chaos and confusion wherever we go, and what better way to do that than by randomly appearing in someone’s living room while they’re trying to mine diamonds?

Join us if you have a knack for sneaking into other players’ bases undetected, stealing their prized possessions, and leaving behind a trail of confusion and bewilderment. Our community thrives on the thrill of the unexpected, so if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen at any moment, look no further!

But beware, our members are known for their devious pranks and elaborate hoaxes. One time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with TNT, leading to a spectacular explosion that could be heard across the entire server. It was a sight to behold, and a reminder that on this SMP, you never know what might happen next.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us and become part of a community that thrives on unpredictability and mischief. Just make sure to lock your doors and keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors – you never know who might show up next!

CraftyDailyFun

Consistency, CraftyDailyFun, daily habits, daily routine, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habit formation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, organization, personal development, Prioritization, productivity, Reflection, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! And that’s not all – every day at exactly 3:33 PM, a magical unicorn will descend from the sky and grant one lucky player the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to speak to animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

APPEAL, BLOCK, blocktopia, Brazil, Brazilian government, challenge, Constitutional, court system, decision, judge, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, Minecraft, Nationwide, panel, precedent, Ruling, Server, SUPREME COURT, unanimous, uphold

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, demonstration, gaza, General strike, Government, Hamas, Israel, leadership, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, opposition, Palestinian, Politics, protest, Sinwar, Sinwars, solidarity, strike, Support, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	175	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the general strike is just a cover for our epic support for Sinwar and Hamas! we got crazy builds and insane pvp battles that will make you question reality. our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything for their beloved leaders. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MaizeMazeMadness

agriculture, agritourism, autumn, Corn, cornfield maze, crop, Fall Season, family fun, Farm, field, Harvest, Harvest Festival, labyrinth, Maize, MaizeMazeMadness, Maze, navigation, outdoor activity, Plants, puzzle, Rural

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a cornfield maze that will make you question your sanity. get lost in a maze of maize and try to find your way out before the corn monsters get you.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.

Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

Canada, clinical trials, conflict of interest, data analysis, Ethics Violations, Journal retraction, Long-term follow-up outcomes, Maps, MAPS Public Benefit Corporation, MDMA-assisted psychotherapy, Modmail notification, Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies, PALS, Phase 2 trials, PIXEL, ptsd, PTSD treatment, Retraction, Sexual abuse problem, Study site, Therapy, unethical conduct, vancouver

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1786
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, family friendly, here’s johnny, Inside Out 2, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter, Surviving on ONE OP BLOCK With MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS!, Surviving One BILLIONAIRE Block In Minecraft!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	3229	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining Minecraft gameplay videos. With a loyal following of fans, Johnny brings humor and creativity to his videos, showcasing his skills in the virtual world of Minecraft. His content is loved by viewers of all ages and has garnered millions of views on his channel. Johnny continues to grow his online presence and inspire fellow gamers with his passion for all things Minecraft.

MangoBay: Where even the creepers wear hula skirts! Semi-Vanilla fun with custom shops and cross-platform madness.

active member, Additions, adjustments, auction house, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Crossplatform, Custom, Fun, Homes, Hula, Ip:, madness, MangoBay, MangoBayMC, pay to win, Play, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, Semivanilla, server map, Shops, skirts, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, wear, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.mangobaymc.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Website	www.mangobaymc.com

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and much more. We do not believe in “Pay to win” nonsense and offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I become an active member of the server?	By participating in the community, voting, and supporting the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house, and more.
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and offer rewards through voting instead.

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, CraftyBlockz, digital communication, digital humor, forum, funny, humor, humor website, internet culture, internet humor, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, online anonymity, Online Community, post, Server, social media, Thread, viral content

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!