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BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

BlockyBash, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity news, celebrity scandals, celebrity status, controversial, criticism, Entertainment, Fame, fan base, gossip, Hollywood, Media, Overrated, overrated celebrity, pop culture, public opinion, scrutiny, social media, trending

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Animals Bred:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crops Grown:	9181	Ores Mined:	3589
Enchantments Applied:	69	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	384004
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!