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Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

weight, Stereotypes, Minecraft, body size, fat shaming

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

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Goblin Slayer: Year One – Minecraft Server

Manga, manga chapter, manga online, goblin slayer, Adventure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Explore a world where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Events, Abode of the Ea, Minecraft, MEETUPS, Resources

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us for resources, Femra companies, and Linkshells that will make you say “Diamonds who?”

Looking for a wild time? How about joining our meetups and events that are crazier than a pig riding a minecart? From Getter Robo meetups to Casual CC meetups, we’ve got it all. And don’t miss our Shared FATE meetup at the Abode of the Ea – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our Br’aaxskin Maps event on Balmung PF, where the loot is so good, even Herobrine would be jealous. And if you’re feeling detective-y, come to our True Detective Episodes 4-6 meetup – it’s a mystery even Sherlock would struggle to solve.

And mark your calendars for our Speed Racer Meet-up, where the race is on like a horse in a sprint! And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer at The Pillars – it’s more festive than a snow golem in a Santa hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience adventures crazier than a chicken jockey riding a skeleton! See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Divegrass Game, Balmung PF, patch notes, MEETUPS

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Gridania? More like BESTdania! Join us for our latest edition, Patch Notes 7.11 where we’ve added flying pigs and exploding sheep!

Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!

But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!

Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

True Detective, Spooky Club, FINAL, Getter Robo, Lavender Beds

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like a tummy cat on a Tuesday! We’ve got patch notes that will blow your mind and resources that will make you question reality.

Join us for our future meetups and events that are so wild, they’ll make you want to log on every day! From ghost stories dubbing to Getter Robo meetups, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our Christmas theme mixer – it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion!

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together. Who knows, you might even find diamonds in the most unexpected places!

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Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

Events, Trail, Getter Robo, Minecraft, Dawn

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the patch notes are as epic as a Final Fantasy game! Join us for some crazy adventures and meetups that will make your head spin faster than a Getter Robo!

Need resources? We got ’em! Want to join a Free Company or Linkshell? We got those too! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events – from casual CC meetups to Christmas theme mixers, we’ve got something for everyone!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as wild and wacky as ours? We’re like True Detective episodes come to life, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Dawnclaire Minecraft Server

Empyreum Ward, Minecraft, Marilith, Ultros, Mare Lamentorum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for our upcoming events like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden treasures and battle fierce monsters like the Iron Giant and The Wild Robot.

But that’s not all, we also have shared FATE meetups where you can team up with other players to take down powerful foes like Marilith and Dynamis. And if you’re feeling brave, join us for our Fire Walk With Me event where you’ll journey through the Primal Mist and uncover The Missing Pieces.

And mark your calendars for our SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA event where you’ll face off against the dreaded Wereviera and try to break the curse. Plus, don’t miss our Casual CC meet up at the Wolfs Den where you can relax and hang out with fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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Dawnclaire Minecraft Server

Empyreum Ward, Crystal Empyreum, Ultros, Goblin, MEETUPS

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join.

Join us for our upcoming events, like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden loot that will make you richer than a stack of diamonds. Or how about facing off against the Iron Giant and The Wild Robot on Zalera? It’s gonna be more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

And don’t even get us started on our Sunday Bunday event – Curse of the Wereviera! It’s gonna be so wild, you’ll be howling with laughter.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, don’t dig straight down – unless you’re looking for a surprise from our admins 😉.

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Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Roleplay, witch, slut, rp, Mommy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

materia, Dawntrail General, warm bodies, Tokusatsu Watch Party, xivg

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

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