GobbleCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	1435
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	826865
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

Alliance, Blockade, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GobbleCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, News, NoCoopTurkeyWar, Politics, SECURITY, sources, Tensions, turkey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1390
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	130
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

controversy, cultural identity, current events, Diplomacy, Drool, european union, foreign policy, German flag, germany, global affairs, GobbleCraft, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, Players, Politics, post, Pro-Turkey, rule, social media, SOVEREIGNTY, turkey, Turkeys, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Votes:	7762	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3975

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

LeftistLamentations

acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	4663	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, art, boxart, BoxArtCraft, collector’s item, cover art, Creative, design, Detailed, Gaming, graphics, high quality, illustration, ITT, limited edition, Minecraft, packaging, rare, Server, top tier, Unique, video game, Visuals

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	98
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8162

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

DadCrazyStepChefMC

blended families, blood siblings, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, custody, DadCrazyStepChefMC, Divorce, Expectations, family, favoritism, judge, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parents, relationships, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids, teenagers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Votes:	2528	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Crops Grown:	1193
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	311962
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6622	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6896	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!