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Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

bread ration, bread shortage, BreadCraft, Cuba, Cuban economy, Cuban government, daily ration, dice, economic crisis, economic hardship, food crisis, food distribution, food insecurity, food policy, food rationing, food scarcity, food shortage, food supply, government policy, ingredients, rationing, scarcity, slice

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644

yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

ServeoGens

Bedwars, Creative, creative plots, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Op factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Small Community Minecraft Gens-Box Server, please join!

Welcome to ServeoBox! A new minecraft server, which focusses on players within a box grinding and pvping their way to the top! We have very cool plugins, bosses and dungeons (coming soon), the owner is super active and helpful, always adding new things.

serveo.net:61535

Otaku’s Virginity Minecraft Server

Breakfast, care, CEREAL, Cheerios, female virginity, genuinely enjoy, IMPORTANCE, Minecraft, Otaku, otakus, past, Server, slept with, Special, VIRGINITY, weird, whole-grain crunch, WOMAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.

Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!

No Video With Supported Format And MIME Type Found Minecraft SMP

browser compatibility issue, browser error, Firefox issue, Firefox troubleshooting, format, internet search frustration, internet search problem, mime, MIME type error, MIME type support, Minecraft, online video playback, smp, Supported, Technical Difficulties, technical support needed, troubleshooting video error, TYPE, unsupported video format, Video, video format compatibility, video format error, video format support, video loading issue, video playback error, video playback problem, video streaming problem

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only browser that works is Firefox. Why? Because only Firefox has the power to summon rare and elusive mobs that drop exclusive loot.

But beware, navigating our server is like solving a never-ending puzzle. Certain videos will give you a mysterious error that no one can explain. It’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a WTF moment. Can you crack the code and uncover the secret behind this bizarre phenomenon?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing certain is the uncertainty. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges await you in this wild and wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

MomCraftMadness

advice, advice needed, Coaching, coaching styles, Communication, Conflict, family, football, football practice, high school sports, husband, MomCraftMadness, parenting, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, relationships, sports, sports parents, Wife, youth sports

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

Accountability, corporate, Employee, EY, EYCraft, Grief, investigation, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, PRESSURE, pune, Stress Management, stressfree, toxic environment, Tragedy, work culture, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	751	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Crafty Character’s Quest

aspirations, Characters, Crafty, goals, growth mindset., Identity, inspiration, mindset, motivation, personal development, Personality, Quest, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, self-transformation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Dimension Hops:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

So like, imagine a world where you can be anyone you want to be, like a unicorn riding a dragon while wearing a banana suit. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. We have magical lands filled with talking animals and flying pigs. You can build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a roller coaster made of rainbows. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have. So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!