GoatPvP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7059
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4831	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Votes:	5308
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	298	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	8569
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	675423	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!