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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyVirginityRedux

advice, BlockyVirginityRedux, do differently, Experience, first time, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, learning, life lessons, Memories, new perspective, past mistakes, personal choices, Reflection, regret, relationships, second chance, Self Discovery, Sexuality, VIRGINITY

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Imagine a world where losing your virginity is not just a one-time thing, but a daily event! That’s right, on our server, you can relive that special moment over and over again, each time with a different twist. From skydiving into a pool of lava to bungee jumping off a cliff, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process.

CraftyKidsServer

ages 9 to 11, anxiety, attention issues, Behavior, CraftyKidsServer, Development, effects, hyperactivity, Impact, Kids, mental health, parenting, parents, phone-obsessed, research, screen time, smartphones, SPENDING, study, Technology, youngsters

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HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

Hermit Ruins: Where vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! 1.21 whitelist for l337+ only!

Community, Community Projects, cream, Datapacks, discord server, Fabric, Game Nights, handpicked datapacks, Hermit, Ice, Isnt, KIND, L337, Mature Community, Mini Games, peaks of players, QOL changes, Redstone, relaxed environment, routine backups, ruins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, server-wide events, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Main Features
Friendly People Vanilla Plus Mature community Redstone ready Easy connectivity Fun

Click here to join our discord server.

If you have any questions, message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Hermit Ruins?	Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with handpicked datapacks for quality of life changes.
How old is the server?	The server is about a month old as of writing.
What are the main features of the server?	Main features include friendly community, mature environment, Vanilla Plus datapacks, redstone compatibility, easy connectivity, and community events.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players are asked to be at least 16 years of age and mature.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server and fill out a short application.

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8711
Divine Spears Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6170	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	457009	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Magic Items Found:	4418
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

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