GOATiest Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	3865	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Buildings Constructed:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	137
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	2071	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magic Items Found:	1189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	5576
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Votes:	1988	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!