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Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

CraftyAffairExposed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9016	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	148
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Star Shards Collected:	260
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!