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KirovCraft: Ukrainian Drone Raid

air strikes, Attack, border disputes, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kirov Oblast, KirovCraft, long-range attacks, Military, Military operations, Raid, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	1836
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Void Gems Collected:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones attack russia’s kirov oblast for the first time!! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft!!! build your own drone and take down enemy bases, collect resources to fuel your attacks, and become the ultimate drone commander!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and show russia who’s boss in this insane battle for supremacy!! 🚁💣🔥 #minecraft #dronewars #ukrainevsrussia

BuzzCraft: Pollinator Panic

agriculture, Analysis, BuzzCraft, concern, continents, crop yields, Fields, FRUITS, global declines, insects, légumes, LIMITATIONS, nutritionally dense foods, nuts, Panic, Pollinator, Pollinators, production, study, timely, VEGETABLES, worldwide

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we got bees for days, yo! we got more bees than a beehive on steroids, buzzing around making sure them crops are poppin’ like it’s hot. ain’t no lack of pollinators here, we got bees doing the cha-cha slide on them fruits, veggies, nuts, and legumes like nobody’s business.

we even got a bee queen that rules over the land with an iron stinger, making sure all them crops are top-notch and ready for harvest. she’s got a bee army that’ll make you think twice about messing with her kingdom.

so if you want a minecraft server that’s buzzing with excitement and filled with more bees than you can shake a stick at, then come on down and join us. we promise you won’t bee disappointed!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	488	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

491921042, Achievements, calg, CoffinCraft, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, development roadmap, eTNdIbSI, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #236, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #8, Routes, Server, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Ashboro, Cochise County, Crime Remarks, debate, Detroit, donald trump, Edition, Glendale Rally, God Bless the USA, Howell MI, Las Vegas Event, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, National Border, National Guard Association, national security, pastebin, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, smp, Stand, team trump, THE FIRST AND LAST DEBATE EDITION, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Twitter, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	626220	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

brand, Craftsmanship, CraftyCrafterz, Designer, Durability, exclusive, expensive, high end, high quality, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, name brand, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top tier, top-notch, Value, worth it

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1469
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!