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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4552 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.
So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.