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100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	4803	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7735
Ores Mined:	7170	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Potions Brewed:	107	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	793
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	891098
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!