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GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	3065
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2404	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ores Mined:	8070	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

CelebDeath SMP

accident, CelebDeath, celebrity death, Conspiracy, FAMOUS, Grief, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Legacy, legend, Loss, Media, memorial, overdose, Remembrance, smp, sorrow, speculation, SUICIDE, tragic, unexpected, UNTIMELY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!

BoomerSpongebob

aging, animated, Beloved, BoomerSpongebob, cartoon character, Character development, Childhood, emotional connection, Favorite, growing up, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Timeless, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

NATOcraft: Invite Ukraine!

alliance building, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, invite, Join, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Polish president, SECURITY, soviet union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ya know? the polish president, like, INSISTS that you should join now, like RIGHT NOW. he’s all like, “we gotta invite them to NATO, bro!” so, like, you gotta join this server ASAP before the polish president changes his mind and starts a war or something. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

alcohol consumption, alcohol harms, alcohol related liver disease, alcohol specific causes, BUILD, CraftyLiverPub, creatively, deaths, drink, england, Government, Healthcare, intervention, liver disease, national strategy, policy, Prevention, public awareness, public health, record high, research, responsibly, statistics, trends, uk

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	1308
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.

The Vendridee SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Mini games Economy Towny Skyblock Roleplay Faction KitPvP Skywars Bedwars Prison Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Parkour Hunger games Capture the flag, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2782	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

The Vendridee SMP is a multiplayer Minecraft server designed to create an engaging experience for all of our players and maintaining a hands off approach to the day to day workings of our server

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EchtMc

Axe, Booster, Bosses, Crate rewards, currencies, Custom Armor, custom Gkit, custom hoe, custom pet, custom skill rewards, Essence, exp shop, Fishing, Generators, gift cards, inventory pets, mobscoins, MONEY, New server, Outpost, pass, Ranks, Skyblock, Spawners, sword, Tokens, unlockeable zone, virtual robots

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

EchtMc – On Skyblock Brand new server with awesome features!Unlockeable zone, for grinding spawners money and many stuff. Custom Hoe, Sword, Axe, Fishing. Custom Armor with booster. Virtual Robots.Generators with many currencies. Custom Gkit obtained in Game. All ranks can obtain in Game Money, Tokens, Mobscoins,Essence, Exp Shop for buy awesome items. Custom Pet flotating with booster, and inventory pets for boost ability Custom skill rewards. Look for a pass. Outpost. Many Bosses. Awesome crate rewards with gift cards.

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Anime Fathers Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, absent fathers, Anime, anime dads, anime industry, anime stereotypes, anime tropes, character design, Character development, cropped treatment, cultural influences, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father & Son Relationships, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, narrative choices, parenting, Quest, shadow treatment, storytelling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we got anime dads with shadows and crops for days! Like, who needs a full dad model when you can have a mysterious silhouette instead? It’s like a guessing game every time you see a dad in the game. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be questioning reality like a 4chan anon on a shizo spree. So come join us and embrace the madness, because normal is boring, amirite?

NoFreeDinner4U

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, birthday guilt, birthday invitation, Birthday Party, dinner bill, friendship, group dinner, guilt trip, high school friends, Invitation, NoFreeDinner4U, paying for friends, refusing to pay, small gathering, social etiquette, solid friendship, standing my ground, treating friends

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any Anna’s trying to guilt trip you into paying for their dinner! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers looking to escape the drama of real life and just have a good time building, exploring, and surviving.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about petty friendships and awkward bill-splitting situations. Our community is filled with friendly players who will have your back, no matter what crazy antics come your way.

So why join our server? Well, because we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any Anna’s trying to mooch off your hard-earned diamonds or guilt trip you into building them a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. See you in the game, and remember – no Anna’s allowed!

ConfessCraft SMP

Authenticity, communication skills, ConfessCraft, confessing feelings, courage, emotional courage, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, facing fears, Facing rejection, Honesty, inner strength, love, overcoming fear, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, strength, Vulnerability, vulnerability in relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant heart out of diamond blocks to confess his love to another player on the server. And get this, he did it while riding a pig dressed as Cupid, like what even is that?! It was so romantic and hilarious at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Another player on the server wanted to confess their feelings to their crush, but they were too shy. So they built a roller coaster that spelled out “I love you” in redstone torches and took their crush on a wild ride through it. It was like a love story straight out of a cheesy rom-com, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you wanna find the strength to confess your feelings to someone or just wanna have a good time with some crazy shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

PixelatedPillage

consequences, crime, desire, dream, Escape, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, hidden, hypothetical, illegal, Justice, law, morality, PixelatedPillage, punishment, secret, temptation, Thrill, wish

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	114	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime you can commit is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can commit ANY crime and get away with it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama smuggling ring? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.