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GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	2362	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

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abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4284	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

CiaoCraft – Roar Panthera Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because this server is run by a pon-loving, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with French fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatto? Join now for a chance to witness her epic streams where she builds more buildings and hosts guerilla art sessions (yes, you read that right). Plus, she has original songs and covers that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough, there’s even lore to uncover and merch to buy. So what are you waiting for? Join this outrageous Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!

DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?