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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2341
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4255
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 539
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3409 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8668
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Dimension Hops: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2587
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3208 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2151
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Votes: 6993 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8172
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3699
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3193
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Votes: 7061
    Potions Brewed: 109 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 5070

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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