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Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	293
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6034	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	250	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	6994	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	224
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	676027
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	851	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!