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UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!