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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

BlockyBants, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, harmful language, Hate Speech, ignorance, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, retarded, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, transgender rights, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Farms Harvested:	823
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

2 at a time, Anons, anonymous posting, cunny threads, CunnyCraft, discussion board, forum activity, forum etiquette, forum participation, forum threads, internet culture, making threads, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, page 8, Server, Thread, thread creation., thread engagement, thread management, Thread posting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PixelatedPitfalls

behind the scenes, Challenging, Dedication, demanding, Difficult, Effort, exaggerated, glamorized, Glamorous, hard work, long hours, Misconception, perseverance, PixelatedPitfalls, portrayal, Reality, skill, talent, television, TV, unrealistic

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	142
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

CraftyCreeperClash

#sustainability, acceleration, climate change, climate emergency, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, Geopolitics, Global, greenhouse gases, Impact, international relations, Report, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	590642
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

CapaldiCraft: Sheeran’s Wario

artist, CapaldiCraft, comparison, ed sheeran, English, Entertainment, funny, humor, Lewis Capaldi, lookalike, Music, musician, pop culture, Rivalry, scottish, Sheerans, Singer, Songwriter, talent, viral sensation, VOICE, wario

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	3626
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	262

come join our epic minecraft server where lewis capaldi is ed sheeran’s wario!!! yea you heard that right, we got all the crazy stuff happening here!!

imagine a world where lewis capaldi is running around in a wario costume, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. you never know what kind of shenanigans he’s gonna pull next!

and that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair where ed sheeran is plotting his revenge against wario capaldi. will he succeed? you’ll have to join the server to find out!

but wait, there’s more! we have custom mobs like flying pigs and dancing llamas, and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. you never know what you’ll discover in our crazy world!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. lewis capaldi as wario is just the beginning of the insanity that awaits you!

MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party

Cardiac Care, cardiac health, Cardiac Imaging, Cardiac Myxomas, Cardiac Surgery, Cardiac Tumors, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, ct scan, diagnostic imaging, Echocardiography, Healthcare Technology, Heart, Heart Tumors, medical imaging, Medical research, medical technology, mri, Multimodality Imaging, MyxoCraft, Party, Radiology, Scan, Tumor Detection

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Items Found:	6764
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft but also learn about cardiac myxomas at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft and cardiac myxomas.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.

we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.

join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?

AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!

acceptance, autism representation, AutismCraft, autistic characters, Breaking Stereotypes, embracing differences, embracing differences in fiction, embracing diversity, empowerment, hidden talents, hiding abilities, inclusion, Individuality, LEVEL, neurodivergent characters, neurodiversity, power, power level, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, social acceptance, understanding autism, unique strengths, Unleashed

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8836	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8914
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of hiding your true power level on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage all autistic characters to unleash their full potential! Why hide your amazing skills when you can dominate the game with your unique abilities?

Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!

So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!

Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Bounty, BRING ME TOPMAN, brook, Chopper, comedy, franky, long tail, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, one piece, Pirates, robin, sanji, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, zoro

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1887	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RejectedTruthCraft

completely true, controversial, hard pill to swallow, hard to accept, hard truth, harsh reality, harshly condemned, harshly criticized, harshly denied, harshly opposed, harshly rejected, inconvenient truth, misunderstood, Overlooked, RejectedTruthCraft, undeniable fact, undeniable truth, unpopular opinion, widely dismissed, widely disputed, widely rejected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7562
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!