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The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

goat cheese, goat farming, Minecraft, goat meat, horned animals

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Xenophobia, discrimination, Stereotypes, Noobcraft, online safety

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HoneymoonCraft!

mexico, Communication, resort, honeymoon, vacation

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

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TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

president, controversial, Awards, national pride, traitors

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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NukeCraft404

malfunction, power generation, regulatory compliance, energy crisis, operational disruption

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

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MirrorCraft: Younger Me

self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, aging, self-acceptance

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

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CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

social justice, blocks, South Asia, socio-legal ecosystem, gender inequality

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!

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Surviving Scriptures: Where ARG’s puzzle voices struggle to whitelist the brand new season!

Enhancements, Season, Minecraft, sea creatures, puzzle

Features
Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics
Epic Boss Fights
New 1.1 Update release
Immersive Lore and Puzzle
Game Master Role
Community Events
Immersive Portals
Server Enhancements
Quality of Life Improvements

FAQ

1. How can I join the Scriptures SMP server?

You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.

2. What is unique about the Scriptures SMP server?

The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.

3. Are there any community events on the server?

Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.

4. Can I explore a custom world with secrets and mystery on the server?

Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.

5. What is the current update for the server?

The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.

6. Are there any limitations on the server?

Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.

IncelVTubeMCServer

social media, internet culture, Vtuber, virtual personalities, online harassment

Are you tired of dealing with incel vtuber fans infiltrating your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no incel policy and a team of trained moderators ready to ban anyone who even dares to mention a vtuber!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!

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LostCoin Minecraft Server

risk management, Emotional support, Server, financial setback, portfolio management

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

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