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Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4638
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	2455
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Mines Excavated:	3895	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	1717
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	6701

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4161	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	2330	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?