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GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6099	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	2570
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
New Chunks Explored:	817065	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5651	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9063
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	9705
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.