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CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8637	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Blocky Booty Calls

advice, Beginners, blocky, BOOTY, Calls, Communication, digital communication, FLIRTING, Intimacy, MISTAKES, relationships, sexting, sexting advice, sexting dos and don’ts, sexting etiquette, sexting for beginners, sexting guide, sexting help, sexting mistakes, sexting tips, Technology, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	7704
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	3495	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	895
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
New Chunks Explored:	497583	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	7563	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!