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Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	28201	Dimension Hops:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	7734	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1422	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

BabyNameTypos Minecraft Server

baby name guidance, baby name help, baby name inspiration, baby name resources, baby name suggestions, baby name tips, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameTypos, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, misspelled names, naming etiquette, Server, sibling disagreement, sibling drama, sibling relationships, spelling variations, teacher advice, teacher perspective

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1788	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	470	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously! Are you tired of your Minecraft buddies constantly misspelling your name in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a list of names that are guaranteed to be spelled correctly every time!

Join us and never worry about being called “Steve” instead of “Stevie” ever again. Our server is like a baby naming guide, but for Minecraft players. We even have a special list of names that have multiple spellings, so you can avoid the confusion of being called “Haley” when your name is actually “Hailey, Hayley, Hailee, Haleigh, or Hailey” (phew, that’s a mouthful!).

But beware, not everyone appreciates our dedication to proper spelling. Just like the drama that unfolded when one player’s sister-in-law got upset about our list of names. She thought it wasn’t our place to help others choose names, but hey, we’re just here to make sure everyone’s Minecraft experience is spellcheck perfect!

So come join our server and never worry about misspelled names again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect name for your next Minecraft pet or building project. See you in the game, where spelling matters more than diamonds!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Votes:	9375
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	4397
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3939
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mines Excavated:	4215	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	9674
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	85	Dragon Eggs Found:	8302
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	4841	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	110	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!