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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

ass, controversial, distractions, Furries, furry community, furry controversy, furry culture, furry fandom, furry jokes, furry memes, furry stereotypes, Goat, goat ass, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online debates., Opinions, satire, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9871
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	6499	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4314	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2780
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	5374	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Potions Brewed:	181	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Farms Harvested:	424	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	441
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	3954	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4629	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mines Excavated:	2681	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.