GoalsFootball Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4462
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

Anime, anime fan, blocks, comedy, FANBOY, fangirl, friendship, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Kagami x Konata, Kagster, Konata Izumi, Lucky, Lucky Channel, Lucky Star, Manga, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, school life, slice of life, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8655
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	8455
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9743
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	9575	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	1070	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Potions Brewed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!