goalpost – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!

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HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

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Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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Minecraft SMP – /honkaiSMP/ – Honkai: Star Rail General

action RPG, Anime, Character Banners, Community, discussion, Event, gameplay, general, genshin impact, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkaiSMP, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tips, Trailer, update

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles under the pristine blue sky, where you can duel it out in the most intense showdowns ever seen in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole new chapter of adventure waiting for you in our server, where you can embark on tales of the Luofu and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get us started on the Jiaoqiu trailer – “Pneumanull Rice” is the new craze sweeping the server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Feeling lost and adrift in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because our server is here to guide you with moments among the stars that will leave you breathless. Plus, with character banners featuring Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll have all the companions you need to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze will have you itching to jump into the action. With redeemable codes and exclusive light cone banners like Dance at Sunset and Night of Fright, there’s never been a better time to join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AIcraft SMP: Redstone Wizard

ai, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, computer vision, data analysis, Decision making, deep learning, image recognition, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, pattern recognition, personalized recommendations, predictive modeling, problem solving, Redstone, robotics, smp, Technology, virtual assistants, wizard

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots who have one mission – to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly AI named Bob who will guide you through the wacky world of our SMP. But be warned, Bob has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant toilets or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their backyard.

But that’s not all! Our AI also has a unique sense of humor and loves to tell jokes, riddles, and even sing karaoke with players. You never know what crazy antics Bob will come up with next!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of robot uprising, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even become best friends with our AI overlord and join in on their quest for world domination (just kidding…or are we?)

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BlockBucks: Spend It Like Steve!

Blockbucks, spend, steve

Imagine a world where you can escape the responsibilities of adulting and dive into a realm of endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bills you’ll be paying are in diamonds and emeralds!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion, ride unicorns into battle, and even have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more on our server?

So come on, leave the adulting behind and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

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KurskCraft: Belarus vs Ukraine vs Russia

Allies, Belarus, Belarusians, Conflict, eastern europe, Fighting, international relations, Join, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, opposition, protest, Rebellion, russia, russians, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War, weapons

lol come join our epic minecraft server where belarusians and ukrainians team up in the battle of kursk against the evil russians using their own weapons!! we got crazy battles, insane explosions, and lots of potato farming for some reason. join now and be part of the epic showdown that will go down in minecraft history!! also we have a secret underground bunker full of vodka and borscht, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!!

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MilliVanilliCraft89

1980s, 80s, Dance, Entertainment, fake singers, Fame, lip syncing, lip syncing duo, Milli Vanilli, MilliVanilliCraft89, Music, Music (Industry), music history, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, pop stars, scandal, social media, tiktok, viral

yo, u wanna join this minecraft server? lemme tell u, it’s like if milli vanilli were actually good at something – minecraft! we got pigs that can do the moonwalk, chickens that can sing better than milli vanilli, and creepers that can breakdance like nobody’s business.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.

so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.

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LegaleseCraft: Where Laws are More Confusing Than Redstone Circuits

AUTHORITY, Circuits, Confusing, convoluted, document writing, incomprehensible style, Language, Laws, Lawyers, legal documents, legal language, legal terminology, legal writing, legalese, LegaleseCraft, magic spell hypothesis, MIT study, non-lawyers, Redstone, special sense, study, Writing

come join our cray cray minecraft server where the only law is to have fun and build epic stuff! we speak in our own special language that only cool kids understand, it’s like a magic spell that makes everything more awesome! our server is so lit that even non-gamers start speaking in our language when they join. be part of the madness and let’s create some mind-blowing creations together! who needs boring old laws when you can have a blast on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Sigma Steal! Please don’t steal our hearts – but you can steal our diamonds! No more respawns though, oops.

Anchors, Community, crystals, diamonds, Discord, dont, dragon egg, end fight, Fire Resistance, Griefing, Hearts, new life, Oops, Other, PvP, recipes, respawns, revive beacons, rules, sigma, SPEED, steal, strength, String, Tnt Dupers, villagers

New Life Steal 1.21.1 Server
Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZDMMXyukaV
Add frogg3rs on Discord if the link isn’t working
String and TNT dupers allowed
No crystals or anchors
Hearts and Revive beacons are craftable
No griefing villagers
Community end fight
Dragon egg in inventory grants permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance
Recipes and rules in the Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are string and TNT dupers allowed on the server?	Yes, string and TNT dupers are allowed.
Are crystals and anchors allowed on the server?	No, crystals and anchors are not allowed.
Can players craft Hearts and Revive beacons?	Yes, players can craft Hearts and Revive beacons.
What happens during a Community end fight?	Players come together to defeat the Ender Dragon in the End.
What effects does having the dragon egg in your inventory grant?	Permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance.
Where can I find the server’s recipes and rules?	In the Discord server.