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PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Villages Defended:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ores Mined:	3899	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	3

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	5758

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	5043
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!