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Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	223	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Potions Brewed:	198
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Animals Bred:	70	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	4285
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	83689

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crops Grown:	7000	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2730
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!